26 March 2009 - 9:48pmOffice Quotes 3 and 4

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Michael: “Myth: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.”

Michael: Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so… double jeopardy, we are fine.
Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael: Oh, right, I’m sorry. What is: we are fine?

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24 March 2009 - 2:44pmOffice Quote #2

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“I even have a catch phrase: ‘You’ve been defidrillated!’” – Michael Scott

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24 March 2009 - 2:41pmNew Category / Office Quote #1

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This is the first in a new category of posts that will feature some of my favorite quotes from The Office. I hope you enjoy them. :)

“Business is a doggy-dog world and I am a shark… who eats doggy-dogs.” – Michael Scott

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